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HOW HAPPY BABIES ARE
Comic story of Latina who aspires to be as perfect as her Barbie plays in all five boroughs; 212-354-1293 for location, times & prices [opens 8/9, through 8/26].
IF YOU EVER LEAVE ME, I'M GOING WITH YOU!
Love & marriage w/Rene Taylor & Joseph Bologna; Cort Theater, 138 W. 48th St. (betw. 6th Ave. & B'way), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Mon. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $30-$65 [opens 8/6].
MR. PRESIDENT
Play in repertory w/Forbidden Broadway at Douglas Fairbanks Theater, 432 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-239-6200; call for times & prices [opens 8/31].
THE SEAGULL
Shakespeare in the Park w/John Goodman, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Kevin Kline, Meryl Streep & Christopher Walken; The Delacorte Theater, 81st St. (Central Park W.), 212-539-8650 for ticket info & times, free [opens 8/12, through 8/19].
Just Opened
AMERICAN LIVING ROOM FESTIVAL
The best cabaret work from new directors at Here, 145 6th Ave. (betw. Spring & Dominick Sts.), 212-647-0202 or www.here.org for times, prices & complete sched. [through 9/2].
ANGRY JELLO BUBBLES
Ten women do the memoir thing live; Surf Reality, 172 Allen St., 2nd fl. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 212-465-3410; Weds. at 8, $12 [through 8/1].
AS YOU LIKE IT
The hick, cross dressing version by the Gorilla Rep. Co.; 212-360-8086; Weds. at 8, call for info [through 8/1].
BAT THEATER CO.
Presents five shows in repertory incl. Billy the Kid & 19th century melodrama No Mother to Guide Her; the Flea, 41 White St. (betw. Church St. & B'way), 212-226-0051; call for times & prices [through 9/10].
BOMBSHELL!
The last days of Marilyn Monroe; Grove St. Playhouse, 39 Grove St. (betw. 7th Ave. & Bleecker St.), 212-741-6436; Weds.-Sat. at 8, Sun. at 7, $20 [through 9/30].
COMMUNICATIONS FROM A COCKROACH
Nope, doesn't involve Don King. Archy & his friend Mehitabel the cat explore underbelly of NYC, based on 1906 Don Marquis series; 212-479-7710 for locations; call for times, free [through 9/16].
CURSES!
Love story about drag queen/shop assistant; Bklyn Lyceum, 227 4th Ave. (betw. Union & President Sts.), 718-857-4816; Fri. & Mon. at 8, $15 [through 8/20].
CYMBELINE
Another cross-dressing Shakespearean offering, this time a romance in tradition of Twelfth Night & As You Like It; Riverside Park (82nd St.), 212-330-8086; Thurs.-Sun. at 8, free [through 8/5].
DEAD END & TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA
Repertory at Abrons Arts Center, Henry St. Settlement, 466 Grand St. (Pitt St.), 212-807-4971; call for times, free [through 8/26].
DOWN SOUTH
Comedy about housewife during Cuban Missile Crisis; The Rattlestick Theater, 224 Waverly Pl. (betw. 11th & Perry Sts.), 212-239-6200 for times & prices [through 9/9].
THE DUCHESS OF MALFI
Queen's Co. performs Jacobean tragedy of forbidden love w/all female cast; Here, 145 6th Ave. (betw. Spring & Dominick Sts.), 212-647-0202 or www.here.org; Fri.-Sun. at 7, $15 [through 8/5].
FEATURING LORETTA
Young, broke, pregnant & widowed?bitter laugh-fest about widow striking out on her own; Stella Adler Studio, 419 Lafayette St. (Astor Pl.), 212-696-6792; Weds.-Sat. at 8, $10-$15 [through 8/4].
FINDING ONE
Story of woman's "journey inward" inspired by Siddhartha, which you've read already, right? St. Clement's Church, 423 W. 46th St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-501-4542; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $15.
GEORGE GERSHWIN ALONE
Musical biography; Helen Hayes Theater, 240 W. 44th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; call for times, $65 [through 9/2].
GRATUITOUS NUDITY
Naked Boys Singing turns out to a trendsetter, as monologues by actors in the buff come to Barrio, 99 Stanton (1st Ave.), 212-229-8319; call for times, $10 [through 8/30].
HAMLET
In Harlem; The HSA Courtyard Theater, 645 St. Nicholas Ave. (141st St.), 212-539-8828; Thurs.-Sun. at 7:30, $15-$12 [through 8/5].
HENRY IV Part I
Blunt Theater Co. probably take Shakespeare's finest & add Mafia angle...good night sweet prince!; La Plaza Cultural, 608 E. 9th St. (Ave. C), 212-459-9017; call for times, free [through 8/26].
HOW I GOT THAT STORY
Two-man show about journalist in Vietnam; Space at 24, 24th St. (2nd Ave.), 212-780-4602; call for times, $15 [through 8/10].
HOW SHARPER THAN A SERPENT'S TOOTH IT IS TO HAVE A THANKLESS CHILD
Didn't Kevin's Mom say that on The Wonder Years? Play is a King Lear adaptation; 104th St. Community Garden, 104th St. (betw. Central P. W. & Manhattan Ave.), 212-604-4917; call for times, free [through 8/26].
LA LUPE
Her life, her destiny?starring Sully Diaz & presented in English & Spanish; The Puerto Rican Traveling Theater, 304 W. 47th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-239-6200; call for times, $25, $20 st./s.c.
A LIFE
Desmond Drumm, retired civil engineer, learns he has six months to live & then pursues lost love from his youth; Irish Repertory Theater, 132 W. 22nd St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-727-2737; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 3, $35-$40 [through 8/12].
LIFE IS A DREAM
Romantic drama famous in Spain; La Plaza Cultural, 608 E. 9th St. (Ave. C), 212-459-9017; Fri. & Sun. at 8, free [through 8/19].
LIFE'S A PIZZA
Portrait of Sicilian American family doesn't sound racist at all; 220 E. 4th St. (betw. Aves. A & B), 212-995-5302; Sat. at 8, $20 [through 8/25].
LIFE & LIMB
Korean War vet returns home in search of illusive American dream; Atlantic 453 Studio, 453 W. 16th St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-252-5478; call for times, $15, $12 st. [through 8/12].
LOBBY HERO
Murder mystery set in a lobby; John Houseman Theater, 450 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-967-9077; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2 & Sun. at 3, $45-$50 [through 9/2].
LONG LIVE ROCK
New take on classic rock by (gasp) Catherine Earnshaw; Creative Arts Laboratory, 303 W. 42nd St. (8th Ave.), 212-316-0400; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, $10 [through 8/11].
A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM
At the Tennis House in Prospect Park, 9th St. (Prospect Park West), Bklyn, 212-414-7773; Thurs. & Fri. at 7, mats. Sun. at 2 & 5, free [through 8/12].
MIDTOWN INTERNATIONAL THEATER FESTIVAL II
Feat. plays by Eugene Lonesco, William Shakespeare, Jean-Paul Sartre & more at 348 W. 42nd St. (7th Ave.), 212-279-4200; call for times, prices & complete sched. [through 8/5].
MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
Set in swinging 60s' London, w/great costumes; 45 Bleecker, 45 Bleecker St. (Lafayette St.), 212-307-4100; call for times, $30.
MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
Another one, feat. prom queens & Village hipsters; Trilogy Theater, 341 W. 44th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-560-4302; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, $15 [through 8/4].
NARCISSUS & GOLDSTEIN
Sam Forman looks at love, loss & lies; Pantheon Theater, 303 W. 42nd St., 2nd fl. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-539-7553; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, $15 [through 8/11].
A NAUGHTY KNIGHT
Musical based on Mark Twain fable A Medieval Romance; Duke Theater, 229 W. 42nd St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Weds., Thurs., Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Weds., Sat. & Sun. at 2, $40-$45.
THE PATIENTS ARE RUNNING THE ASYLUM
Here at NYPress...as well as at Theater for the New City's traveling, outdoor musical comedy; 212-254-1109 for locations, times & prices [through 9/16].
THE PIRATES OF PENZANCE
Outdoor performance on four-mast ship, The Peking; South St. Seaport (Pier 17), 212-239-6200; call for times, $50 [through 9/30].
QUICKSAND
Rock 'n' roll noir; St. Marks Studio Theater, 94 St. Marks Pl. (betw. 1st Ave. & Ave. A), 212-613-8718; Weds. at 3:45, Fri. at 9:30, mat. Sun. at 12, $11 [through 8/29].
RANDOM HARVEST
Writer on brink of success gets frequent visits from Greer Garson's ghost; Homegrown Theater, 2628 B'way (betw. 99th & 100th Sts.), 212-229-7500; call for times, $15.
REPERTORIO ESPAñOL
Thirty-third season of Latin American, Spanish & Hispanic-American theater, both new & repertory works performed; Repertorio Español, 138 E. 27th St. (betw. Lexington & 3rd Aves.), 212-889-2850 or www.repertorio.org; call for times, prices & complete sched. [through 8/26].
SAINT LUCY'S EYES
Ruby Dee returns to Cherry Lane Theater, 38 Commerce St. (Bleecker St.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds., Sat. & Sun. at 3, $55-$20.
THE SHOW OF THE CENTURY
Musical revue of best songs & dance numbers of the last century is a little late on the whole rate-the-last century tip; South St. Seaport, 40 Peck Slip (betw. Front & South Sts.), 212-791-STAR; Fri. & Sat. at 8, call for price [8/26].
SHYNESS IS NICE
Taking its que from the Smiths & Michael Jackson, play centers around pair of 30-year old virgins; Westbeth Theater Center, 151 Bank St. (betw. West & Washington Sts.), 212-741-0391; Thurs. at 8, Sat. at 10, $15.
THE SIX CHARACTERS COMETH
A "wordless, cartoon-style romp" at Cornelia Connelly Center, 220 E. 4th St. (betw. Aves. A & B), 212-802-9350; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $20 [through 8/12].
69
Another boat deal?off-Broadway cruise revisits year of fun w/psychedelic hits aboard the Star, Pier 40 W. Houston (West Side Hwy.), 212-307-7171; call for times & prices.
SLANGUAGE
South Bronx performance troupe; New York Theater Workshop, 79 E. 4th St. (betw. 2nd Ave. & Bowery), 212-780-9037; call for times, $35.
THE STORY OF FANNIE LOU HAMER
The woman, the legend & her songs on a rugged road to freedom; Raw Space, 529 W. 42nd St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 212-714-4789; Fri. & Sat. at 7, $20-$25 [through 8/11].
SUMMER CAMP 7
Seventh annual festival of new works by "emerging" playwrights doesn't trivialize them at all w/a summer camp tag, no, not at all; Walkerspace, 46 Walker St. (betw. B'way & Church St.), 212-479-7979; call for times, $8 [through 8/12].
THE TEMPEST
An Artemis & The Wild Things production; Duplex, 61 Christopher St. (7th Ave.), 212-946-1777; Thurs. & Sat. at 7, call for price [through 8/18].
A THOUSAND CLOWNS
Tom Selleck plays Murray Burns in revival of Herb Gardner comedy directed by John Rando?got it?; Longacre Theater, 220 W. 48th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $40-$77.50.
TICK, TICK...BOOM!
Musical about young composer turning 30 & losing his shite; Jane Street Theater at the Hotel Riverview Ballroom, 113 Jane St. (West Side Hwy.), 212-924-8404; call for times & prices.
TOO RUSTIC!
Big Pappy & the boys come to the city & get bamboozled by modern version of Fagin & Co.; Chelsea Playhouse, 125 W. 22nd St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-358-5956; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $15 [through 8/26].
TOPDOG/UNDERDOG
Dark comedy about competitiveness & hatred between two brothers named Lincoln & Booth, starring Don Cheadle from Traffic; Joe's Pub at the Joseph Papp Public Theater, 425 Lafayette St. (Astor Pl.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2, $45 [through 8/12].
THE TRANSATLANTIC
Get it on across the pond; Greenwich St. Theater, 547 Greenwich St. (betw. Charlton & Vandam Sts.), 212-613-6138; Weds.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $12 [through 8/12].
THE TROJAN WOMEN
By Euripides, another traveling production that plays all over town this summer; 718-626-7896 for locations; call for times & prices [through 8/5].
TRUEMYTH
Based on writings of David Wojnarowicz, activist for arts & the gay community; Blue Heron Arts Center, 123 E. 24th St. (betw. Park Ave. S. & Lexington Ave.), RSVP 718-638-5983; call for times, $15 [through 8/19].
THE TWILIGHT SERIES
A play about killing time; Here, 145 6th Ave. (betw. Spring & Dominick Sts.), 212-647-0202 or www.here.org; Thurs.-Sun. at 7, $15-$12 [through 8/19].
UBU IS KING!
Adaptation of Ubu Roi plays various parks in NYC area; call 212-330-8086 for locations; Sat. & Sun. at 2, call for price [through 8/5].
VORTEX
Noel Coward, directed by Trip Cullman; 383 W. 12th St. (7th Ave.), RSVP 212-971-1026; Weds.-Sun. & Tues. at 8, $15.
THE WHISTLE
Linas Phillips' one-woman show about guys who yell at girls; the Gershwin Hotel, 7 E. 27th St. (betw. 5th & Madison Aves.), 212-206-1515; Thurs. at 8, $5 [through 8/30].
A WILDE PROJECT
The Importance of Being Earnest & Strange Bedfellows by a guy who still has gay bars named after him; Pantheon Theater, 303 W. 42nd St., 2nd fl. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-539-6619; call for times, $12-$25 [through 8/4].
Continuing
BAT BOY THE MUSICAL
The Weekly World News' third biggest headline (after that wicked-ass devil head & those special Chinese herbs) transforms a small Southern community; Union Sq. Theater, 100 E. 17th St. (Park Ave. S.), 212-307-4100; call for times, $35-$55.
DE LA GUARDA
Argentine theater group infuses theater w/rock, dance, aerial contortionism & carnival elements in long-running smash Villa Villas; Daryl Roth Theater, 20 Union Sq. E. (15th St.), 212-239-6200; call for times, $20-$50.
DINNER PARTY
Six people address aspects of marriage & divorce as they indulge in a fancy meal, written by Neil Simon & starring Jon Lovitz; Music Box Theater, 239 W. 45th St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $45-$70.
FOLLIES
Stephen Sondheim musical gets revival w/Gwyneth's mom Blythe Danner; Belasco Theater, 111 W. 44th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, $40-$90 [through 9/30].
FORBIDDEN BROADWAY 2001: A SPOOF ODYSSEY
Parody of musicals; Douglas Fairbanks Theater, 432 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-239-6200; call for times & prices.
42ND ST.
Play about B'way, maybe if you see it enough they will take down their disorienting bus ads; Ford Center for the Performing Arts, 213 W. 42nd St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-307-4100; call for times, $25-$90.
THE FULL MONTY
I believe in miracles; Eugene O'Neill Theater, 230 W. 49th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $30-$85.
I LOVE YOU, YOU'RE PERFECT, NOW CHANGE!
Longest-running off-Broadway show is a musical revue focused on "Hopeful Heterosexuals"; Westside Theater, 407 W. 43rd St. (9th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Fri., Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7:30, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2:30, Sun. at 3, call for prices.
I SING!
Musical about being young in NYC; Maverick Theater, 307 W. 26th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-239-6200; call for times, $40.
LATE NITE CATECHISM
Interactive comedy written by Vicki Quade & Maripat Donovan; St. Luke's Church, 308 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Sat. at 8, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 3, $40.
LINE
Play by Israel Horovitz now in its 26th year; Thirteenth St. Rep, 50 W. 13th St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-675-6677; Weds. at 7, Fri. at 9:30, Sat. at 7 & 9:30, $12.50, $8 st./s.c.
LOVE, JANIS
Musical life of Janis Joplin attracts many audience members who look like Janis Joplin & if you're in the neighborhood, you can get drunk & score dope like Janis Joplin too!; Village Theater, 158 Bleecker St. (betw. Sullivan & Thompson Sts.), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 7 & 10:30, Sun. at 3 & 7:30, $35-$75.
MAYBE BABY, IT'S YOU
Bachelor #542 please step forward?romantic comedy about finding the man of your dreams returns; St. Luke's Church, 308 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Thurs. & Fri. at 8, Sat. at 10, mat. Weds. at 2, $40.
MONO
Voyeuristic study of NYC nightlife archetypes set in LES bar; Surf Reality, 172 Allen St. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 212-358-3447; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, $15, $10 st.
MUSIC FROM A SPARKLING PLANET
Friends search for "Tamara Tomorrow," retired host of old Philly-based kids show; Greenwich House Theater, 27 Barrow St. (7th Ave. S.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat., at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Sat. at 3, Sun. at 2, $35 [through 8/12].
THE MUSIC MAN
Meredith Wilson's adaptation of 1950 Broadway musical w/choreography by Susan Stroman; Neil Simon Theater, 250 W. 52nd St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds., Fri. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $40-$90.
NAKED BOYS SINGING
The Millennium of the Woman (& gay guys) rolls onward as musical revue feat. eight naked men & 16 tunes; The Actors' Playhouse, 100 7th Ave. S. (betw. Grove & Bleecker Sts.), 212-463-0060; Weds.-Fri. & Mon. at 8, Sat. at 7 & 10, Sun. at 3 & 7, $25-$65.
THE PRODUCERS
Pretty much everything has been said about it, except, perhaps, that Matthew Broderick can't sing to save his ass; St. James Theater, 246 W. 44th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; call for times, $35-$100.
PROOF
Manhattan Theater Club's B'way play about a young female mathematician facing the complexities of love & a unclaimed theorem; Walter Kerr Theater, 219 W. 48th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $24-$69.
ROCKY HORROR SHOW
Let's do the time warp again, w/interactive audience members, great sets, Luke Perry (!) & Dubya look-alike Dick Cavett as the narrator (Dick vacations on & off, so if you're a fan, call ahead); Circle in the Square Theater, 1633 B'way (50th St.), 212-239-6200; call for times, $49.50-$85.
THE SYRINGA TREE
Amazing playwright & actress Kate Blumberg takes on role of 28 characters as she tells tale of two families?one white, one black?& their struggles in South Africa; Playhouse 91, 316 E. 91st St. (betw. 1st & 2nd Aves.), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $49.50.
THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES
Eve Ensler's documentation of life as seen through the vagina, based on real-life interviews, continues w/rotating cast; Westside Theater, 407 W. 43rd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7:30, mats. Sat. at 5 & Sun. at 3, $55.
Long Runs
AIDA
Not the Sopranos fat chick?a triangular love story w/music by Elton "amyl nitrate" John, lyrics by Tim Rice & co-starring Taylor "how much is that doggie in the window" Dayne; Palace Theater, 1554 B'way (47th St.), 212-307-4747; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $25-$90.
ANNIE GET YOUR GUN
Annie, played by Crystal "Wings" Bernard, returns to the Marquis Theater, 1535 B'way (46th St.), 212-307-4100; call for times, $20-$85.
CABARET
The Roundabout Theater's production of Kander & Ebb's classic; Studio 54, 254 W. 54th St. (betw. B'way & 7th Ave.), 212-239-6200, Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2, call for prices.
CHICAGO
Concert version of 1975 musical starring Belle Calaway, Donna Marie Asbury, Marcia Lewis, Clarke Peters, P.J. Benjamin & R. Bean; Shubert Theater, 225 W. 44th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200 or www.chicagothemusical.com; Weds.-Sat. & Mon. at 8, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2, $20-$90.
THE DONKEY SHOW
"A Midsummer Night's disco" feat. Robin Byrd at El Flamingo, 547 W. 21st St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 212-307-4100 or www.thedonkeyshow.com; Weds. & Thurs. at 8, Fri. & Sat. at 8 & 10:30, $35-$39.
EAT THE RUNT
Sounds nastier than it is?reality show-influenced play has where a series of interviews at museum turn surreal, w/audience voting on cast members; The American Place Theater, 111 W. 46th St. (betw. 6th Ave. & B'way), 212-239-6200; call for times, $50.
THE FANTASTICKS
Longest-running musical; Sullivan St. Theater, 181 Sullivan St. (betw. Bleecker & Houston Sts.), 212-674-3838; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 3 & 7, Sun. at 3 & 7:30, $37.50-$40.
FOSSE
Musical celebration of choreographer's oeuvre; Broadhurst Theater, 235 W. 44th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Thurs.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, $35-$85 [through 8/25].
LES MISERABLES
Many people cannot pronounce this correctly; Imperial Theater, 249 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, $20-$85.
THE LION KING
New Amsterdam Theater, 214 W. 42nd St. (B'way), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Sat. at 8, Sun. at 3, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, $15-$95.
PERFECT CRIME
Long-running murder mystery; Duffy Theater, 1553 B'way (46th St.), 212-695-3401; Thurs.-Sat. & Mon. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $35.
PHANTOM OF THE OPERA
Majestic Theater, 247 W. 44th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, $20-$85.
RENT
East Village La Boheme continues to cop fame for dead auteur Jonathan Larson; Nederlander Theater, 208 W. 41st St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, $35-$80.
TONY & TINA'S WEDDING
Interactive musical theater now in its 12th year of production; St. Luke's Church, 308 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), reception at Vinnie Black's Vegas Room, Hotel Edison, 221 W. 46th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Thurs.-Sat. at 7, mat. Sun. at 2, $75-$80.