The Intersection: The Disappointing Puppeteer

I was browsing the ads stapled on the wall of a Williamsburg coffee shop when he interrupted me. He was a slight, ragged fellow. Yet there was something manicured about his appearance. His hair was fashioned in early Bob Dylan style and the beard on his chin was exquisitely groomed to look ungroomed.

"Excuse me," he said politely. But it was not he who spoke. From his gesture, he would have me believe it was the puppet he wore on his hand?a crude sock puppet, really. The ragged man attempted to throw his voice like a ventriloquist, working the mouth of the puppet with his fingers.

"I don't wish to bother you," the puppet said, "but my friend here hasn't eaten. Would you be willing to spare some change?"

There was something of the Elizabethan about the puppeteer; a clever street performer who came from a venerable line of clever street performers.

"What's your friend's name?" I asked the puppet.

"Hungry," he said. "Very Hungry."

I dug into my pockets and handed the man what I found.

"Does your friend do anything?" I asked the puppet.

"Like what?"

"I don't know," I said. "Juggle or sing poems or something."

"Not really," he said, "except he eats as often as he gets the chance."

Then, after bowing grandly, he went on his way, leaving me with the feeling that I'd been had.