STAND-UP COMEDY COMEDY CELLAR 117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & ...

117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 254-3480. Fri. shows at 9 & 11, $10 & 2 drink min.; Sat. shows at 9, 10:45 & 12:30, $10 & 2 drink min.; Sun.-Thurs., one continuous show from 9-2, $5 & 2 drink min. WEDS-SUN: Colin Quinn, Greer Barnes, Tom Papa, Darrell Hammond, Mitch Fatel, Rick Crom, Robert Kelly, Modi. MON & TUES: Colin Quinn, Dave Attell, Billy Burr, Mitch Fatel, Wanda Sykes, Keith Robinson.

COMIC STRIP LIVE

1568 2nd Ave. (betw. 81st & 82nd Sts.), 861-9386. Sun.-Thurs. shows at 8:30, $8 & $9 min.; Fri. shows at 8:30, 10:30, 12:30, $12 & $9 min.; Sat. shows at 8, 10:15, 12:30, $12 & $9 min. WEDS: MC Kyle Dunnigan, Greer Barnes, Dan Naturman, Vanessa Hollingshead. FRI: MC Kerry McNally, Ray Ellin, J.J. Ramirez, Jim Breuer, Johnny Lampost, Teddy Smith. SAT: MC William Stephenson, Macio, Tom Papa, Buddy Bolton, Kerry McNally, Wali Collins. SUN: MC Tom Papa, Population 10, Russ Meneve, Joe Matarese, Lenny Marcus, Ali Simon, Kyle Dunnigan.

DANGERFIELD'S

1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd St.), 593-1650. Fri. shows at 9 & 11:15, $15; Sat. shows at 8, 10:30 & 12:30, $15-$20; Sun.-Thurs., shows at 8:45, $12.50. MON-TUES: Andres Fernandez, Jim McCue, Jim Norton, Nancy Redman, Gregory Carey.

STAND-UP NEW YORK

236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 595-0850. Weds.-Thurs., Sun.-Tues. shows at 7 & 9. Fri. shows at 7, 9, 11:30. Sat. shows at 8, 10, & 12:15, all shows $12 unless otherwise noted. SAT: Rich Vos, Romont Harris, 9, $12 & 2 drink min.