STAND-UP COMEDY CAFE CARLYLE 35 E. 76th St. (Madison ...

35 E. 76th St. (Madison Ave.), 212-744-1600. WEDS-SAT & TUES: Mary Cleere Haran in "Sweet & Low Down," inspired by Reading Lyrics, 8:45 & 10:45, $60 [through 2/17].

CAROLINE'S COMEDY CLUB

1626 B'way (49th St.), 212-757-4100. Cover charge & 2 drink min. WEDS: Angel Salazar, 9:30, $18. THURS: Joe Clair, 10, $19.50; Nick DiPaolo, 8, $20.50. FRI & SAT: Joe Clair, 12:30 a.m., $22.50-$24.50; Nick DiPaolo, 8 & 10:30, $22.50-$24.50. SUN: Joe Clair, 10, $20.50; Nick DiPaolo, 8, $21.50. TUES: "What Are You Looking At?," 9:30, $18; New talent showcase, 7, $15.

COMEDY CELLAR

117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 212-254-3480, www.comedycellar.com Sun.-Weds.: one continuous show 9-1 a.m., $10 & 2 drink min.; Thurs. shows at 9 & 11, $10 & 2 drink min.; Fri. & Sat. at 9, 10:45 & 12:30 a.m. (add. 7 p.m. show on Sat.), $12 & 2 drink min. WEDS-SAT: Colin Quinn, Greg Giraldo, Jim David, T. Sean Shannon, Dave Attell, Godfrey. MON & TUES: Colin Quinn, Greg Giraldo, Mitch Fatel, Kevin Brennan, Dave Attell, Godfrey.

DANGERFIELD'S

1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd Sts.), 212-593-1650. Fri. shows at 8:30 & 10:30, $15; Sat. shows at 8, 10:30 & 12:30 a.m., $15; Sun.-Thurs. shows at 8:45, $15-$20. WEDS-SUN: Jerry Diner, Nancy Redman, Richie Byrne, Patty Rosborough, Al Ducharme, Jim Norton. MON & TUES: Quentin Heggs, Patty Rosborough, John Rizzo, Richie Byrne, Nancy Redman, Jim McCue.

DUPLEX

61 Christopher St. (7th Ave.), 212-255-5438. SAT: "The Grodin Show" w/Marion Grodin & David J. Nash, 10, $6 & 2 drink min.

GLADYS' COMEDY ROOM

Hamburger Harry's, 145 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 6th Ave.), 212-832-1762. FRI & SAT: Jim Gaffigan, Russ Meneve, Warren Holstein, Mike Singer, Eric Ingram, Jason Dietz, Gladys, 8:30, $12 & $5 min. (half price if you mention NY Press).

GOTHAM COMEDY CLUB

34 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-367-9000. Showtimes Fri. & Sat. at 8:30 & 10:30, $15 & 2 drink min.; Sun.-Thurs. at 8:30, $15 & 2 drink min. WEDS: An Evening w/Robert Klein. THURS: Gotham All-Stars. FRI & SAT: David J. Nash, Kevin Flynn, Greer Barnes, Vic Henley.

STAND UP NY

236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 212-595-0850, www.standupny.com FRI & SAT: Donell Rawlings, Keith Robinson, Stephen Kent, 8, 10 & 12:15 a.m., $12.

WESTBETH THEATER

151 Bank St. (betw. West & Washington Sts.), 212-741-0391. MON: Greg Walloch's ironic comedy, "White Disabled Talent" & Rob Nash's "Senioritis," addresses getting married versus joining the army, 8, $10.