82 W. 3rd St. (betw. Thompson & Sullivan Sts.), 212-477-1000. WEDS & THURS: Brian Scolaro, Kevin Hart, Warren Holstein, Judah Friedlander, Russ Meneve, 9:30, $8 & 1 drink min. FRI & SAT: Jim Norton, Pete Correale, Patrice O'Neale, Rich Vos, DC Benny, Russ Meneve, Macio. MON: "Blue" hosted by Tony Woods, feat. Wil, DC Benny, Warren Holstein, Big Jay, Sherrod Small, 10, $8 & 1 drink min. TUES: Brian Scolaro, Kevin Hart, Warren Holstein, Judah Friedlander, Russ Meneve, 9:30, $8 & 1 drink minimum.
CAROLINE'S COMEDY CLUB
1626 B'way (49th St.), 212-757-4100. Cover charge & 2 drink min. WEDS: Wil & Tony, 9:30, $16.50; Christopher Titus, 7:30, $26.50. THURS: Christopher Titus, 8 & 10, $26.50. FRI: Dave Chapelle, 8, 10:30 & 12:30, $30. SAT: Dave Chapelle, 8, 10:30 & 12:30, $30. SUN Dave Chapelle, 8, $26.50. MON: New talent, 8, $15. TUES: Hot 97's "Phat Tuesday," 7:30, $16.50.
COMEDY CELLAR
117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 212-254-3480, www.comedycellar.com Sun.-Thurs. shows at 9 & 11; Fri. & Sat. at 9, 10:45 & 12:30 a.m. (add. 7 p.m. show on Sat.). Sun.-Thurs. shows $10 & 2 drink min. Fri. & Sat. $12 & 2 drink min. WEDS-SUN: Colin Quinn, Kevin Brennan, Nick DiPaolo, Macio, Godfrey. MON & TUES: Colin Quinn, Kevin Brennan, Larry Amoros, Steve Byrne, Tony Rock.
DANGERFIELD'S
1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd Sts.), 212-593-1650. Fri. shows at 8:30 & 10:30, $15; Sat. shows at 8, 10:30 WEDS-SUN: Nancy Redman, Hood, Paul Mercurio, Brad Lowery, John Rizzo. MON & TUES: Jim McCue, Gregory Rogell, Rob Magnotti, Nancy Redman, Richie Byrne, Carrie Karavas.
DANNY'S SKYLIGHT ROOM
346 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-265-8133. THURS: Sheldon Forrest, 6, $12 & min.
GLADYS' COMEDY ROOM
Hamburger Harry's, 145 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 6th Ave.), 212-832-1762. FRI & SAT: Jim Gaffigan, Russ Meneve, Warren Holstein, Mike Singer, Eric Ingram, Jason Dietz, Gladys, 8:30, $12 & $5 min. (half price if you mention NY Press).
GOTHAM COMEDY CLUB
34 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-367-9000. Showtimes Fri. & Sat. at 8:30 & 10:30, $15 & 2 drink min.; Sun.-Thurs. at 8:30, $10 & 2 drink min. WEDS: An evening w/Robert Klein. FRI & SAT: Mitch Fatel, Louis Ramey, Jim Gaffigan, Al Ducharme.
NEW YORK COMEDY CLUB
241 E. 24th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Aves.), 212-696-5233. Sun-Thurs. $5 & 2 drink min., Fri. & Sat. & 2 drink min. WEDS & THURS: Laurie Kilmartin, Mike King, Greg Rogell, Dean Edwards, Tom Whitely. FRI & SAT: Pete Correale, Walli Collins, Greg Rogell, Sam Greenfield. SUN: Professor Irwin Corey, 8.
STAND-UP NY
236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 212-595-0850. Shows Sun.-Thurs. at 7 & 9, Fri. & Sat. at 8, 10 & 12:15; $12 cover. FRI & SAT: Greg Rogell, Mark Maron, Judy Gold, Tom Cotter.
XANDO COFFEE & BAR
2160 B'way (76th St.), 212-595-5616. MON: "Lattes & Laughs," Denise Bongiovanni & Miriam Albert host a night of stand-up comedy, 8:30, no cover.