STAND-UP COMEDY BLUESTOCKING 172 Allen St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 330-8611. ...

172 Allen St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 330-8611. SAT: TV Head, 12 a.m., $5.

CAROLINE'S COMEDY CLUB

1626 B'way (49th St.), 757-4100. Also see "Family." Weds. show at 7:30, $18 & two drink min., call for Thurs.-Sun. WEDS: All Star Showcase. THURS-SUN: Judy Gold. MON & TUES: New talent night hosted by Eddie Brill.

CIRCA TABAC

32 Watts St. (betw. Thompson St. & 6th Ave.) 501-2346. TUES: Beth & Neil's Comedy Brothel, 8:30, free.

COMEDY CELLAR

117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 254-3480. Fri. shows at 9 & 11, $10 & 2 drink min.; Sat. shows at 9, 10:45 & 12:30, $10 & 2 drink min.; Sun.-Thurs., one continuous show from 9-2, $5 & 2 drink min. WEDS-SUN: Colin Quinn, Wanda Sykes, Kyle Dunnigan, Dave Attell, Godfry, Modi. MON-TUES: Colin Quinn, Mitch Fatel, Tom Papa, Greg Giraldo, Jim Norton, Robert Kelly.

COMIC STRIP LIVE

1568 2nd Ave. (betw. 81st & 82nd Sts.), 861-9386. Sun.-Thurs. shows at 8:30, $8 & $9 min.; Fri. shows at 8:30, 10:30, 12:30, $12 & $9 min.; Sat. shows at 8, 10:15, 12:30, $12 & $9 min. WEDS: MC Kyle Dunnigan, Greer Barnes, Dan Naturman, Vanessa Hollingshead. FRI: MC Kerry McNally, Ray Ellin, J.J. Ramirez, Jim Breuer, Johnny Lampost, Teddy Smith. SAT: MC William Stephenson, Macio, Tom Papa, Buddy Bolton, Kerry McNally, Wali Collins. SUN: MC Tom Papa, Population 10, Russ Meneve, Joe Matarese, Lenny Marcus, Ali Simon, Kyle Dunnigan.

DANGERFIELD'S

1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd St.), 593-1650. Fri. shows at 9 & 11:15, $15; Sat. shows at 8, 10:30 & 12:30, $15-$20; Sun.-Thurs., shows at 8:45, $12.50. MON-TUES: John Rizzo, Joe Mulligan, Carrie Karavas, Nancy Redman, Al Ducharme, Tom Papa.

DON'T TELL MAMA

343 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 757-0788. or donttellmama.com THURS: Sidney Meyer, Jenifer Jruskamp, Tommy Femia, Ron Poole.

MOONLIGHTING

511 Amsterdam Ave. (betw. 84th & 85th Sts.), 579-9263. SAT: "Totally Not PC," hosted by Todd Montes, 10, free.

RIO'S SUPPER CLUB

393 8th Ave. (betw. 29th & 30th Sts.), 501-3985. FRI: "The Comic Circle," hosted by Mr. Funny Man Rasheed Thompson.

STAND-UP NEW YORK

236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 595-0850. Weds.-Thurs., Sun.-Tues. shows at 7 & 9. Fri. shows at 7, 9, 11:30. Sat. shows at 8, 10, & 12:15, all shows $12. FRI & SAT: Orny Adams, Felicia Michaels, Paul Mercurio.