STAGE WEDNESDAY 10/16 Cabaret "Fresh as a Daisy" Carol ...
"Made for the Movies: A Hollywood Songbook Take 2" Bill Henderson, Dena DeRose & Eric Comstock perform the music of 1930s-1960 Hollywood songwriters & composers incl. Henry Mancini & Duke Ellington; Oak Room, the Algonquin Hotel, 59 W. 44th St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-840-6800; $50 & $15 min. [repeats Thurs. at 9, Fri. & Sat. at 9 & 11:30].
"Something Old, Something New" Israeli entertainer Dudu Fisher performs traditional Jewish standards & Broadway favorites; the Mazer Theatre, 197 E. B'way (Jefferson St.), 212-239-6200; 2 & 8, $45-$60 [repeats Thurs.-Sat. & Mon. at 8, Sun. at 2 & 8, through 12/18].
Comedy
"Big Vagina Monologues" & "Unemployed" In "Big Vagina Monologues," Jackie Clark knows that the bigger the lips, the better?just ask the masturbating parrot (8:30); while in "Unemployed" Paul Scheer sleeps in & makes the most of three months without a paycheck; Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, 161 W. 22nd St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-366-9176; 8, $5 for both.
Jim David Stand-up w/Jessica Kirson, Russ Meneve, Nancy Redman, Greg Carey & Billy Burr; Dangerfield's, 1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd Sts.), 212-593-1650; 8:45 to closing, $12.50-$20 [repeats Thurs. & Sun. 8:45 to closing, Fri. at 8:30 & 10:30, Sat. at 8, 10:30 & 12:30 a.m.].
Elephantoberfest Join sketch comedy troupe Elephant Larry w/members Geoff Haggerty, Stefan Lawrence, Chris Principe, Jeff Soloman & Alexander Zalben to party like it's October?hey, wait, it is October!; the Red Room, 85 E. 4th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Aves.), 347-742-8562; 8, $7.
The Orphans spin a one-word audience suggestion into 60 minutes of long-form improv without help from their absentee parents; St. Marks Theater, 94 St. Marks Pl. (betw. 1st Ave. & Ave. A), 212-206-1515; 8, $10, $7 st.
Colin Quinn Stand-up w/Mitch Fatel, Godfrey, Robert Kelly & Pete Coreale; Comedy Cellar, 117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 212-254-3480; 9 & 11, $10-$15 & 2 drink min. [repeats Thurs. & Sun. at 9 & 11, Fri. at 9, 10:45 & 12:30 a.m., Sat. at 7:30, 9:15, 11 & 12:45 a.m.].
Reverend Jen's Anti-Slam Open mic where comedians, sketch comics, musicians & freaks do their thang for six minutes; Collective Unconscious, 145 Ludlow St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-254-5277; sign-up at 7:45, $3.
Greg Vacarello Stand-up w/Greg Rogell, Steve Marshall & Mike King; NY Comedy Club, 241 E. 24th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Aves.), 212-696-5233; 9, $7 & 2 drink min. [repeats Thurs.].
Dance
American Ballet Theatre Fall season continues w/two weeks of excerpts & movements w/highlights incl. Sylvia Pas de Deux, Grand Pas Classique, A Tribute to George Harrison & "Fancy Free" performed by company & soloists; City Center, 130 W. 55th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-581-1212; 8, $30-$75 [repeats Thurs.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7:30, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2].
Ballet Preljocaj French contemporary dance co. pres. two New York premieres incl. 2001 works "Helikopter" & "Rite of Spring" choreographed by Angelin Preljocal?as part of BAM's 20th "New Wave Festival"; BAM Harvey Theater, 651 Fulton St. (betw. Ashland & Rockwell Pls.), Fort Greene, 718-636-4100; 7:30, $20-$50 [repeats Thurs.-Sat.].
The Main Event AT&T dance series pres. Ronald K. Brown/Evidence in "Walking Out the Dark," "inspired by the image of brothers & sisters in spiritual exile"; DTW Bessie Schönberg Theater, 219 W. 19th St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 212-924-0077; 7, $32 [repeats Thurs.-Sat. at 7, Sun. at 2].
Making Dance: Documents from Judson Memorial Church, 1958-1968 Reminisce over past performances w/this exhibition of posters, fliers, programs, photographs & scores at NYU's Bobst Library, 70 Washington Sq. S. (La Guardia Pl.), 212-998-2596; call for times, free [through 10/18].
"Reverse It" Choreographer Erico Villanueva incorporates ballet, acrobatics & modern dance?plus three short videos by Ksenija Turcic?to get in touch w/the feminine experience; P.S. 122, 150 1st Ave. (9th St.), 212-477-5288, 8:30, $15 [repeats Thurs.-Sun.].
"Self-Unfinished" Choreographer Xavier Le Roy performs his 1998 solo based on the reconfiguration of the human form "according to a collaboration w/Laurent Goldring"; the Kitchen, 512 W. 19th St. (10th Ave.), 212-255-5793; 8, $20 [repeats Thurs. & Fri.].
Stephen Petronio Co. pres. world premiere of "City of Twist" inspired by the complexity of New York, w/costumes by Tara Subkoff of Imitation of Christ, encore of "Strange Attractors Part II" & solo work "Broken Man," the fifth in a line of Petronio's character studies; Joyce Theater, 175 8th Ave. (19th St.), 212-242-0800; 8, $38 [repeats Thurs.-Sat. at 8, Sun. at 2 & 7:30].
THURSDAY 10/17
Cabaret
"American Songbook" Popular cabaret series pres. Broadway couple Marin Mazzie & Jason Danieley performing classic duets; Stanley H. Kaplan Penthouse, Lincoln Center, Rose Bldg., 165 W. 65th St., 10th fl. (betw. Amsterdam Ave. & B'way), 212-721-6500; 8 & 10, $30-$45.
"?Down a Third" Michael McAssey celebrates 20th year in cabaret w/new & classic songs & stories from his long career, at the place where it all began; Don't Tell Mama, 343 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), RSVP 212-757-0788; 10, $8 & 2 drink min.
Luigi & Arlette Duo tickles some ivories in bar of Italian restaurant; Baldoria, 240 W. 49th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-582-0460; 9, free w/dinner or drinks [repeats Sat.].
"Magical Madness" Albert Cadabra, Adam Cardone & George Gorlick pres. ancient torture rituals, mind reading, voice throwing & the blood & flames of hell at vaudvillian magic show; Tagines, 537 9th Ave. (40th St.), 212-564-7292; 9, $8 & 2 drink min.
"Songs to Offend Almost Everyone" Sharon McKnight dishes it out w/Ian Herman on piano; Judy's Chelsea, 169 8th Ave. (betw. 18th & 19th Sts.), 212-929-5410; 10:30, $10 min. [repeats Sat. at 11].
"Then & Now" Thayer Hochberg w/Paul Katz on piano?benefits St. Bart's Players; Judy's Chelsea, 169 8th Ave. (betw. 18th & 19th Sts.), 212-929-5410; 8:30, $10 min.
Comedy
Auditions Fox Network looks for funny people who can hold their own on a future sitcom; Stand-Up New York, 236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 212-595-0850; 8, $12 & 2 drink min.
Don "D.C." Curry gives the truth as he see it, w/plenty of ranting along the way; Caroline's on Broadway, 1626 B'way (betw. 49th & 50th Sts.), 212-757-4100; 8:30, $24-$28 & 2 drink min. [repeats Fri. & Sat. at 8 & 10:30, Sun. at 7:30].
Happy Hour Tim Halpern pres. the very funny United Nations of comedy feat. Pete Dominick, Leighann Lord, Rod Reyes, Julia Gorin, Steve Marshall, Danny Cohen & special guests; Two Boots, 44 Ave. A (3rd St.), 212-254-1919; 9, $5 incl. drink or pizza.
Paul Mooney Originator of "Homie the Clown" doesn't play around; Caroline's on Broadway, 1626 B'way (betw. 49th & 50th Sts.), 212-757-4100; 10, $22-$26 & 2 drink min. [repeats Fri. & Sat. at 12:30 a.m., Sun. at 10].
Dance
City/Dans Jeremy Nelson pres. two pieces: "SightUnseen" which gathers & scatters its seven dancers into different groupings & a reworking of 2000's "Wythoff's Array" dealing w/mathematical accumulations; Dancespace Project at St. Mark's Church, 10th St. (2nd Ave.), 212-674-8194; 8:30, $12 [repeats Fri.-Sun.].
Creach/Co. pres. constantly recreated pieces that develop on stage & form "Road Work" feat. six veteran improvising dancers; Joyce Soho, 155 Mercer St. (betw. Houston & Prince Sts.), 212-334-7479; 8, $15 [repeats Fri.-Sun.].
Double Play Dance Symphony Space begins fall season w/world premiere & repertory piece from the Wally Cardona Quartet, "October Trinary," reworked duet "Blood Revisted" & world premiere/repertory piece from Sean Curran Co. called "Companion Dances" feat. music by Solex. Plus, well received work "Sonata"; Symphony Space, 2537 B'way (95th St.), 212-864-5400; 8, $21, $18 st./s.c. [repeats Fri. & Sat.].
The Dzul Dance Co. pres. "Modern Mayan Dance" feat. pre-Hispanic Mayan movement mixed w/Martha-Graham-style modern dance; Theater for the New City, 155 1st Ave. (betw. 9th & 10th Sts.), 212-254-1109; 8, $10 [repeats Fri. & Sat. at 8, Sun. at 3].
FRIDAY 10/18
Cabaret
"American Songbook" Popular cabaret series pres. Mamma Mia!'s Karen Mason performing selection from her recent recording When the Sun Comes Out; Stanley H. Kaplan Penthouse, Lincoln Center, Rose Bldg., 165 W. 65th St., 10th fl. (betw. Amsterdam Ave. & B'way), 212-721-6500; 8 & 10:30, $30-$45.
"The Melody Lingers On: Part 2" Barbara Lea w/the Wes McAfee Duo; Judy's Chelsea, 169 8th Ave. (betw. 18th & 19th Sts.), 212-929-5410; 8:30, $10 min.
Rene Risque The Art Lovers Rock 'n' roll cabaret feat. "provacative lyrics" reflecting on the risque day to days experienced by Rene; Joseph Papp Public Theater, 425 Lafayette St. (Astor Pl.), info 212-539-8778, tkts. 212-239-6200; 9:30, $15.
"Rules of the Road?A Love Story" Matt Leahy w/Mark Hartman on piano; Judy's Chelsea, 169 8th Ave. (betw. 18th & 19th Sts.), 212-929-5410; 10:30, $10 min.
Comedy
"Behind the Musical" Glue pres. "an edgy look at backstage life" through musical improv feat. backstabbing, betrayal, spiritual awakening & of course rehersal; Gotham City Improv, 158 W. 23rd St., 2nd fl. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-367-8222; 9, $7.
The Friday Night Freakathon Joe Dixon hosts stand-up for the tragically single freaks out there?who'd be eating alone if they weren't all here together; back room at Gioia Restaurant, 387 6th Ave. (betw. Waverly Pl. & W. 8th St.), 212-255-7800; 8:30, free.
Hideous Exuberance Steve Bird's (our favorite serial caller) one-man show feat. surreal celebrity parody, deconstruction of "the West" & stream of consciousness rants; Collective Unconscious, 145 Ludlow St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-561-9740; 10, $5 [repeats Sat.].
Dance
American Floral Choreographer Maureen Ellenhorn pres. two works combining classical, formal dance w/large fluid movements incl. revision of 2000s "Bloom'n Art" & premiere of yet to be titled duet, both feat. score by Vivian Stoll; WAX, 205 N. 7th St. (betw. Driggs Ave. & Roebling St.), Williamsburg, RSVP 718-599-7997; 8, $12 [repeats Sat. & Sun.].
Danielandsomesuperfriends performs world premiere of company's third dance theater work "Forward" feat. mixture of modern dance w/modern ballet & costumes by Diane von Furstenberg; the Theater 383 W.12th St. (betw. Washington St. & the West Side Hwy.), 646-654-1484; 8, $15, $12 st./s.c. [repeats Sat.].
Nayikas Dance Theatre Co. pres. opening performance of "Samita: the infinite within" feat. the classical Indian dance form of Odissi, known for "its sculptural quality, lyricism & storytelling" & a contemporary overture; Manhattan Ensemble Theatre, 55 Mercer St. (betw. Broome & Grand Sts.), 877-570-1696; 8, $25-$30, $20 st. [repeats Sat.].
2002 DUMBO Dance Festival Three-day festival of fine arts pres. contemporary dance from over 80 choreographers & performed by more than 300 dancers from around the world?as part of the sixth annual DUMBO art under the bridge festival; White Wave Performance & Rehearsal Space, 25 Jay St. (betw. Plymouth & John Sts.), 718-855-8822 or www.whitewavedance.com, res. req.; 7, free [repeats Sat. at 2, 5 & 8, Sun. at 4].
SATURDAY 10/19
Cabaret
"American Songbook" Popular cabaret series pres. John Barrowman from the Kennedy Center production of Sondheim's Company performing B'way solos; Stanley H. Kaplan Penthouse, Lincoln Center, Rose Bldg., 165 W. 65th St., 10th fl. (betw. Amsterdam Ave. & B'way), 212-721-6500; 8 & 10, $30-$45.
"Around the World in a Bad Mood" Through sketches & songs, real-life flight attendant Rene Foss illustrates how mechanical delays & in-flight fights make her flying experiences far worse than the passengers'; upstairs at Rose's Turn, 55 Grove St. (betw. 7th Ave. & Christopher St.), 212-712-8702; 7, $12 & 2 drink min. [through 10/26].
"A Brand New Us" Judy Kreston & David Lahm start anew w/Ratzo Harris on bass & Phil Leone on drums; Judy's Chelsea, 169 8th Ave. (betw. 18th & 19th Sts.), 212-929-5410; 8:30, $10 min.
Cary Hoffman performs Frank Sinatra's "most celebrated 50s classics" w/an 11-piece orchestra?& listen, this guy sounds exactly like Frank; Carnegie Club, 156 W. 56th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-843-8073; 8 & 10, $30 & 2 drink min.
"Love is Where You Find It: The Music of Nacio Herb Brown" American Composer Series pres. Heather Stuart, Barbara MacArthur, Stephanie Foster, Michele Bailey & Bryan Campo performing the songs "Singin' in the Rain" & "Make 'em Laugh" composed by the late Brown; Don't Tell Mama, 343 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), RSVP 212-757-0788; 3:30, $8 & 2 drink min.
Va Va Voom Room Miss Astrid hosts night of burlesque, vaudeville, strippers, magicians & clowns; Fez/Time Cafe, 380 Lafayette St. (Great Jones St.), 212-330-9349; 10:30, $15 & 2 drink min.
Comedy
Brooklyn Brew-Ha-Ha Larry Getlen emcees stand-up feat. Andres Du Bouchet, Ophira Eisenberg, Neal Brennan, Veronica Mosey, Dan Allen, Rebecca Tingley, Jen Kirwin, Jason Reich, Clara Bijl & David Fenton; East End Ensemble, 273 Smith St. (betw. Sackett & Degraw Sts.), Carroll Gardens, 718-624-8878; 9, $5.
Girl on Girl Action Asaf Ronen directs the "Charlie's Angels" of improv feat. skateboarding "Jill," mysterious "Kelly" & foxy yet bookish "Sabrina" as they tackle time & space to make you laugh; 45 Below, 45 Bleecker St. (betw. Mott & Mulberry Sts.), 212-330-0685; 10:30, $5 [through 11/2].
Live Saturday Night Improv comedy w/free wine & beer; the Joyous Life Center, 119 W. 23rd St. #700 (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), RSVP 212-352-9910; 8, $10.
The Rock Albers Show: An Evening of Comedy & Songs He's back by demand! The man in the Brooks Bros. Suit w/the bunny ears & tail, pokes fun at everyone & sings out at Rose's Turn, 55 Grove St. (betw. 7th Ave. & Christopher St.), 212-206-1515; 9, $10 & 2 drink [through 10/26].
Secret Slut UCB's Matt Walsh swore to protect the First Daughter (Missy O'Reilly), but banged her instead, destroying her virtue; Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, 161 W. 22nd St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-366-9176; 9, $7 [through 10/26].
Dance
The BlakTino Performance Series pres. Nuwani Dancers & Co. performing "Garifuna Folkloric Ballet of NY," which combines Central American ancestral dance forms w/contemporary movement, set to rhythmic drumming; BAAD!, 841 Barretto St. (betw. Lafayette & Garrison Aves.), Hunts Point, S. Bronx, 718-842-5223; 8, $15
An Evening of Ballroom Dancing w/Salute to Irving Berlin Twelth season of ballroom dancing begins w/lessons from the Sandra Cameron Dance Center (7 p.m.), social dancing to Irving Berlin classic incl. Cheek to Cheek & A pretty Girl is Like a Melody (8) & performance by the Sandra Cameron Ballroom Dancers set to an Irving Berlin medley (10); 92nd St. Y, 1395 Lexington Ave. (92nd St.), 212-996-1100; 7p.m.-12 a.m., $15, $8 st. incl. wine, cheese & light refreshments.
SUNDAY 10/20
Cabaret
Ellie Dorino returns w/Nan Butcher on piano; Judy's Chelsea, 169 8th Ave. (betw. 18th & 19th Sts.), 212-929-5410; 3, $10 min.
"Hey, That's My Cake! Version 2.0" Vinnie Costa & Tom Privitere bake up an upgrade to their delicious night of song & dance feat. layers of Liza & Barbra?for those 21 & over only please; Duplex, 61 Christopher St. (7th Ave.), 212-255-5438; 7, $12 & 2 drink min.
"A Lovely Night" Maureen Kelley & Tom Stewart w/Dick Gallagher on piano; Judy's Chelsea, 169 8th Ave. (betw. 18th & 19th Sts.), 212-929-5410; 5:30, $10 min.
"Places, Please! Act II: More Songs of Francesca Blumenthal" feat. Marnie Baumer, Michael Moratta, Jaymie Meyer & Diana Templeton w/Wes McAfee on piano; Judy's Chelsea, 169 8th Ave. (betw. 18th & 19th Sts.), 212-929-5410; 8:30, $10 min.
Comedy
Rabbit Carl Kelsch hosts featured comics & lets new talent show their stuff in comfy quarters; Revival, 129 E. 15th St. (betw. Irving Pl. & 3rd Ave.), 212-253-8061; 8, free.
Monday 10/21
Cabaret
"At Home with Arlen" Audrey Lavine (not the "Complicated" girl) w/Ross Patterson on piano; Judy's Chelsea, 169 8th Ave. (betw. 18th & 19th Sts.), 212-929-5410; 8:30, $10 min.
Guy & Doll Debra Vogel & Brian Tom O'Connor w/musical director Darryl Curry fight the war between the sexes through song; Don't Tell Mama, 343 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-757-0788; 7, $10.
Leer Mondays Talk about classy! Ricky Ritzel & Aaron Morishita (the Lounge-O-Leers) impress w/retro hits via synthesizer; Judy's Chelsea, 169 8th Ave. (betw. 18th & 19th Sts.), 212-929-5410; 10, $10 min.
"Morgan Sills Sings the Roger Edens Songbook" feat. Oscar-nominated songs incl. "Pass That Peace Pipe" & "Our Love Affair" w/musical direction by Ed Goldschneider?as part of Cabaret Convention Week; Danny's Skylight Room, 346 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-265-8133, 10, $15 & $10 min.
Comedy
John Rizzo Stand-up w/Richie Byrne, Rich Ramiriez, Sherrod Small, Steve Byrne & Nancy Redman; Dangerfield's, 1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd Sts.), 212-593-1650; 8:45 to closing, $12.50 [repeats Tues.].
Colin Quinn Stand-up w/Greer Barnes, Godfrey, Greg Giraldo & Lisa Lampanelli; Comedy Cellar, 117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 212-254-3480; 9 & 11, $10 & 2 drink min. [repeats Tues.].
Dance
"On Dance" Series begins w/"A Ballerina Looks Back" feat. Virginia Johnson, former principal dancer w/Dance Theatre of Harlem, discussing her role as a pioneering African-American ballerina?curated by Adjunct Professor of Dance, Lynn Garafola; Julius S. Held Lecture Hall, Barnard Hall, 3009 B'way #304 (117th St.), 212-854-2995; 7:30, free.
Shall We Dance: A Tribute to Richard Rodgers Career Transitions for Dancers pres. selection from Rodgers' dance classics incl. "Carousel" pas de deux, "All Dark People" from "Babes in Arms" premiere of selected work from his own ballet "Ghost Town" in celebration of his centennial; City Center, 130 W. 56th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-581-1212; 7, $40-$75.
TUESDAY 10/22
Cabaret
"An Evening" Tony Messina w/Kenny Ascher on piano; Judy's Chelsea, 169 8th Ave. (betw. 18th & 19th Sts.), 212-929-5410; 8:30, $10 min.
Comedy
14th-Annual Comedy Hour at Caroline's Caroline P. Hirsch pres. benefit for Ms. Foundation for Women feat. hosts Gloria Steinem & Marie C. Wilson w/very funny female comics Kate Clinton, Mimi Gonzalez, Vickie Shaw & Aisha Tyler; Caroline's Comedy Club, 1626 B'way (49th St.), 212-742-2300 x420; 6 p.m. cocktails, 7 p.m. show, $200.
Lisa Lampanelli Self-proclaimed Queen of Mean lashes out; Caroline's on Broadway, 1626 B'way (betw. 49th & 50th Sts.), 212-757-4100; 9:30, $17 & 2 drink min.
Meltdown Comedy Jen Kirwin emcees as comics incl. Josh Wade, Karen Sneider, Nicole Korkolis, Jonathan Corbett, Larry Getlen, Jessica Delfino, Liz Laufer & Ben Morrison try to hold it together; Bar None, 98 3rd Ave. (betw. 12th & 13th Sts.), 212-777-6663; 8, free.
The Shecky Eichman Show More than mere comedy, it's an experience. Or at least "real" reality tv, thanks to the hidden cameras! Tonight, Shecky interviews comics Jessi Klein & Bryan Tucker; Siberia, 356 W. 40th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), www.sheckyeichman.com; 8, free.
Dance
Grupo Corpo Brazil company pres. two U.S. premieres, 1992's "21" & 2000's "O Corpo" choreographed by Rodrigo Pederneiras feat. mix of ballet, Latin & African influences?as part of BAM's 20th "New Wave Festival"; BAM Howard Gilman Opera House, 30 Lafayette Ave. (Ashland Pl.), Fort Greene, 718-636-4100; 7:30, $25-$45.
THEATER
Performance times follow the paper's publishing schedule. (Weds.-Tues.). Call theater for complete schedule.
IN PREVIEWS/OPENINGS
Amour Musical love story set in Paris during the 50s w/score by Michel Legrand; Music Box Theatre, 239 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $60-$85 [opens 10/20].
Blessing in Disguise Larry Pellegrini's musical comedy begins at the end of WWIII when it's every drag queen for herself; the Times Square Theatre, 675 8th Ave. (betw. 42nd & 43rd Sts.), 212-206-1515; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mat. Sat at 5, $55 [opens 10/19].
Cheat Women's Project & Productions' 25th season opens w/Julie Jensen's domestic tale of romance at end of WWII; Women's Project Theatre, 424 W. 55th St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 3, $12-$39 [opens 10/16, through 11/3].
Dance of the Vampires Michael Crawford stars as 19th-century vampire, Count Von Krolock, in musical adaptation of Roman Polanski's film The Fearless Vampire Killers; Minskoff Theatre, 200 W. 45th St. (B'way), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, $25-$95 [opens 11/21].
Debbie Does Dallas Coming-of-age story based on the film of the same name feat. original music & new cheers, but they keep their clothes on; Jane Street Theatre, 113 Jane St. (betw. Washington St. & 10th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds., Thurs., Mon. & Tues. at 8, Fri. at 8 & 10:30, Sat. at 7 & 10, $30-$35 [opens 10/29].
Dracula Under the Table Ensemble Theatre pres. new adaptation of horrifying Bram Stoker classic; Chasama Theatre, 135 W. 42nd St. (betw. 6th Ave. & B'way), 718-907-0819; Mon. & Tues. at 8, free [opens 10/28, through 11/20].
Flower Drum Song Story based on the novel by C.Y. Lee about a Chinese woman who moves to San Francisco & must deal w/Americanization; Virginia Theater, 245 W. 52nd St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, $65-$95 [opens 10/17].
Hollywood Arms Moving comedy written by Carol Burnett & daughter Carrie Hamilton, based on Burnett's 1986 memoirs; Cort Theatre, 138 W. 48th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, $15-$75 [opens 10/31].
Yentl Robert Kalfin directs this first-ever Yiddish-language adaptation of romantic folktale about a rabbi's daughter who dresses as a man to study at Yeshiva; 344 W. 36th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-213-2120; Weds. at 2 & 7, Thurs. & Tues. at 7, Sat. at 8, Sun. at 2 & 5:30, $45 [opens 10/27, through 12/29].
JUST OPENED
Antony & Cleopatra Odyssey Theatre Ensemble fittingly performs Shakespeare's classic tale in a converted 1910 bathhouse; the Brooklyn Lyceum, 227 4th Ave. (betw. President & Union Sts.), Park Slope, 866-GOWANUS; Thurs.-Sat. at 7:30, mat. Sun. at 3, $15 [through 10/27].
Antony & Cleopatra Frank Cwiklik's retelling of the Shakespeare classic set in mythical mob-run 60s Las Vegas; the Red Room, 85 E. 4th St., 3rd fl. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Aves.), 212-206-1515; Thurs.-Sat. at 7:30, $20, $10 st./s.c. [through 11/2].
As You Like It Luna Repertory Co. pres. Brian Rhinehart directing William Shakespeare's classic tale of love healing wounds set in the Renaissance w/an original score by David R. Homan; Wings Theatre Co., 154 Christopher St. (betw. Greenwich & Washington Sts.), 212-627-2961, Weds.-Sat. & Mon. at 8, Sun. at 3:30 & 7, $19 [through 11/2].
Bartenders Louis Mustillo characterizes six men who've made careers out of slinging drinks; Phil Bosakowski Theater, 354 W. 45th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-206-1515; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 7 & 10, mat. Sun. at 3, $35.
Betty Rules Musical traces lives of female-fronted rock band; Zipper Theater, 336 W. 37th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Weds., Thurs. & Tues. at 8, Fri. & Sat. at 7 & 10, Sun. at 5, $29.90-$44.90.
Billie Madame Pat Tandy stars as Billie Holiday in Roz Nixon's honest trib. to the late & great Lady Day feat. obscure facts & memorable songs; La MaMa E.T.C., 74A E. 4th St., 2nd fl. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Aves.), 212-475-7710; Thurs.-Sat. at 10, Sun at 5:30, $15 [through 10/20].
Bumping Umbrellas One-hour voyage into the lives of three strangers who, unlike you, aren't afraid to indulge; Don't Tell Mama, 343 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-757-0788; Fri. at 6, $10 & 2 drink min.
Bunny Lake is Missing Dan Spurgeon directs this suspense mystery about a lost three-year-old girl who may have never existed?based on Evelyn Piper's 1957 novel of the same name; Common Basis Theatre, 750 8th Ave. (46th St.), 212-414-5420; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $15 [through 10/27].
Burn This James Houghton directs Catherine Keener, Edward Norton, Ty Burrell & Dallas Roberts in a "turbulent & funny play" about four New Yorkers overcoming their "deepest fears and doubts" after an unexpected death occurs; Union Sq. Theater, 100 E. 17th St. (Park Ave. S.), 212-505-0700; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds., Sat. & Sun. at 3, $30-$65 [through 11/3].
The Charity that Began at Home Debut of St. John Hankin's comedy about the results of a family who pretend they're Mother Theresa; Mint Theater, 311 W. 43rd St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-315-0231; Weds., Thurs. & Tues. at 7, Fri. & Sat. at 8, mats. Sat. & Sun. 2, $35 [through 10/27].
Connections Comedy musing Internet dating; Theater for the New City, 155 1st Ave. (10th St.), 212-206-1515; Weds.-Sun. at 8, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 3, $25 [through 10/20].
Endpapers Inner workings of publishing house are revealed when founder/CEO announces his retirement?and from what we've read, the script by Thomas McCormack (former editor at St. Martin's Press) is dead on; Variety Arts Theatre, 110 3rd Ave. (betw. 13th & 14th Sts.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $45-$65 [through 10/27].
The Exonerated Bob Balaban directs Jessica Blank & Erik Jensen's controversial drama based on interviews w/falsely imprisoned death row inmates, found innocent & freed; 45 Bleecker St. (Lafayette St.), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 5 & 9, Sun. at 3 & 7, $55.
The Great Show Show Show: Live?From Space!!! Clowns, breakdancing & promised "action-packed journey to the center of the solar system"; Chashama, 125 W. 42nd St. (betw. 6th Ave. & B'way), 212-502-3662; Thurs. at 7, $10, $5 for those dressed as aliens [through 10/17].
Hairspray Musical based on John Waters' film about a plump girl's attempts to racially integrate teen dance show; Neil Simon Theater, 250 W. 52nd St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $60-$95.
Happy Days Joseph Chaikin directs 41st anniversary of Samuel Beckett's comedy about marriage; Cherry Lane Theater, 38 Commerce St. (Bleecker St.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $45 [through 10/27].
Hopscotch: The New York Sex Comedies Rotating cast portrays single New Yorkers looking for a shag; Producer's Club, 358 W. 44th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-206-1515; Weds. at 8 & 10, $15 [through 11/6].
The Insanity of Mary Girard George Adams directs Lanie Robertson's creepy tale based on the true story of 1970 Philadelphia wife who was imprisoned after her husband accused her of lunacy; theater M, Raw Space, 543 W. 42nd St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 212-279-4200; Sat. at 8, Tues. at 5, mat. Sun. at 3, $15 [through 11/3].
The Ketchup Commercial Scot Charles Anderson directs Jeff Stevens' black comedy about a man who must choose between acting & drug dealing while trying to handle his porn-star boyfriend; the Independent Theatre, 52A W. 8th St. (betw. 6th Ave. & MacDougal St.), 212-206-1515; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, Mon. at 7 & Sun. at 3, $15 [opens 10/17, through 11/2].
Last Call Andrew Uhlenhopp's one-man show examining the battle with & eventual recovery from alcohol & drug addiction; the Greenwich Village Center, 219 Sullivan St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 212-831-5880; Fri., Sat. & Mon. at 8, $20 [through 10/21]
Little Ham Musical love story based on Langston Hughes play set during 1930s Harlem Renaissance; John Houseman Theater, 450 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $65.
Love, Janis Homage to the first lady of rock incorporates 19 of her songs & all of her hits; the Village Theater, 158 Bleecker St. (betw. Sullivan & Thompson Sts.), 212-307-4100; call for times, $45-$100.
A Man of No Importance Musical based on film from 1994 about a middle-aged Dublin bus conductor whose real passion is theater. His life takes a turn when he wants to produce Oscar Wilde's Salome; Mitzi E. Newhouse Theater at Lincoln Center, 150 W. 65th St. (betw. B'way & Amsterdam Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $65 [through 12/29].
The Mayor's Limo Joe Corcoran & Mark Nassar, producer & co-creator of Tony N' Tina's Wedding, pres. new production about homeless man taking a leak on guess what? Yup, the mayor's stretch. Starring The Sopranos' Sharon Angela; Kraine Theater, 85 E. 4th St. (betw. 2nd Ave. & Bowery), 212-352-3101; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $45 [through 12/29].
Mi Tia La Jamona (My Aunt the Old Maid) Thirty-fifth Repertorio Español season continues w/Franklin Domínguez's family favorite about an aunt who curbs her nephew's wild love life, so she can begin her own; Gramercy Arts Theater, 138 E. 27th St. (betw. Lexington & 3rd Aves.), 212-889-2850, www.repertorio.org; Thurs. at 7, Fri. at 8, Sat. at 8:30, Sun. at 3, $25-$40 [through 10/20].
Monogamy (fidelity that is!) Two middle-aged sisters put their rivalry to rest & share stories of the their intimate encounters w/men; Thalia Spanish Theatre, 41-17 Greenpoint Ave. (42nd St.), Sunnyside, Queens, 718-729-3880; Thurs. at 8, mat. Sat. at 3; $25, $22 st./s.c. [through 11/10].
Namesake Festival Doppelgang Productions' second season w/13 short plays incl. Philip Cuomo's "Hermes' Mother: A Masque," Dori Appel's "Monkeyshines" & Malachy Walsh's "Really?"; Flamboyan Theater, Clemente Soto Vélez Cultural Center, 107 Suffolk St. (betw. Rivington & Delancey Sts.), 212-851-8915; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 7, mat. Sat. at 4, $15, $10 st./s.c. [through 10/26].
Part-time Gods Noah Klein's dark comedy, which reveals mysterious powers ruining an ad man's best ideas; Ground Floor Theater, 312 W. 11th St. (betw. Greenwich & Hudson Sts.), 212-352-3101; Thurs.-Sun. at 8, $15 [through 11/2].
The Porno Jim Show Jim & his sexy assistant Bex explore hardcore porn to improve your sex life?adults only!; Chashama, 125 W. 42nd St. (betw. 6th Ave. & B'way), 877-BINDLES; Thurs. at 9, $10 [through 10/31].
Potty Mouth David Gautschy directs Andy Horwitz's mostly-true tales of queer sex in the city; Surf Reality, 172 Allen St., 2nd fl. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-673-4182; Fri. at 10 & 12 a.m., $10 [through 10/25].
The Prince and the Pauper Mark Twain's novel about a man & his doppelganger set to music; Lamb's Theater, 130 W. 44th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Weds., Fri., Sat. & Mon. at 8, Tues. at 7, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2:30, Sun. at 3, $40-$60.
The Pumpkin Pie Show Theater, literature & music compete in storytelling war; Red Room, 85 E. 4th St. (betw. 2nd Ave. & Bowery), 212-206-1515; Fri. & Sat. at 10:30, $15, $10 st./s.c. [through 11/2].
Ray on the Water Reality tv crew discover new story while stranded in Rhode Island waiting for ferry to Nantucket; Here, 145 6th Ave. (betw. Spring & Dominick Sts.), 212-647-0202; Thurs.-Sun. at 7, $15 [through 10/20].
The Rites of Arbola Wesley Apfel directs Richard Morell's drama feat. a recovering alcoholic who fakes a relapse to get his boyfriend back; theater M, Raw Space, 543 W. 42nd St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 212-279-4200; Sun. at 4:30 & Mon. at 8:30, $15 [through 11/2].
Say Goodnight Gracie Frank Gorshin plays George Burns, taking you on a guided tour of the famed performer's life, incl. his unlikely marriage to Gracie Allen; Helen Hayes Theatre, 240 W. 44th St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $60-$65.
Second Chances Michael Gurin & Matt Okin's comedy/drama of father & son striving to reconnect; Theater for the New City, 155 1st Ave. (10th St.), 212-206-1515; Thurs. at 8, Sat. at 8:30, Sun. at 3 & 7, $10 [through 10/20].
7 1/2 Habits of Highly Effective Mistresses Lisa Faith Phillips' one-woman show uses songs, self-help lectures & a riding crop to share the habits w/you; Cornelia Street C