SKITS & IMPROV CHICAGO CITY LIMITS Comedy revue pres. "2000: ...

Comedy revue pres. "2000: A Year in Review" at Chicago City Limits Theater, 1105 1st Ave. (61st St.), 212-888-LAFF; Weds., Thurs. & Mon. at 8, Fri. & Sat. at 8 & 10:30, $20, Mon. shows are $10.

FACEBOYZ OPEN MIC

Weekly riot by everyone's favorite bald & bisexual art-star. This week, special Christmas eve version; Surf Reality, 172 Allen St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-673-4182, www.surfreality.org; Sun. at 8, sign-up at 7:30 $3.

THE INGA STUDTMEIER SHOW!

Starring the Scandinavian fashion editor/socialite/bon vivant herself plus Jen Kirkman, Joey Gay, Jennifer Glick & more; Collective Unconscious, 145 Ludlow St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-254-5277; Thurs. at 10, call for price.

TOM SOTER'S SUNDAY NIGHT IMPROV

Long-running "jam" feat. members of Chicago City Limits, Chainsaw Boys, Hiatus, First Amendment & NY Improv Squad; HomeGrown Theater, 2628 B'way (betw. 99th & 100th Sts.), 212-353-7716; Sun. at 7, $7, $6 adv.

UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE

A plethora of events from some of the strangest, yet sanest, people around feat. "The Gifted & Talented Program: UCB's First Annual Christmas Extravaganza (Weds. at 8); "Harold Night" (Thurs. at 8 & 9:30); "Cagematch" (Thurs. at 11); "Andrew Secunda's One Woman Show" (Fri. at 8); "The Swarm" (Fri. at 10); "Respecto Montalban's Improv Jam" (Fri. at 12 a.m.); "Doin' Blow With George W." (Sat. at 8); "Feature Feature" (Sat. at 10); "So I Killed a Few People" (Tues. at 8); "Cagematch" (Tues. at 11); Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, 161 W. 22nd St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-366-9176 or www.uprightcitizens.org for info; most performances $5.