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When will hipsters learn how to spell? Critics are calling this "not just an opera from Mars, but a really good opera from Mars"; Here, 145 6th Ave. (betw. Spring & Dominick Sts.), 212-647-0202 or www.here.org; Fri.-Sun. at 7, call for price.

RETURN OF THE BLUE ANGEL

Ute Hanna brings back flamboyant burlesque w/dancers, magicians, torch singers & circus performers (if you're lucky you might see Drew Barrymore's tits, but then again who hasn't); Gene Frankel Theater, 24 Bond St. (betw. Bowery & Lafayette St.), RSVP 212-252-5336; Fri. & Sat. at 8 & 11, call for price.

SHOW ME

Cathy Weis' "multimedia extravaganza" feat. music & dance performances by more than 12 artists; the Kitchen, 512 W. 19th St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 212-255-5793; call for times & prices [through 1/13].

STOMP

British percussion performance troupe; Orpheum Theater, 126 2nd Ave. (betw. 7th & 8th Sts.), 212-477-2477; call for holiday sched., $24.50-$49.50.