PERFORMANCE ART CAFE MILLENNIUM Nacinimod Deodee & Jomo Kellman ...

Nacinimod Deodee & Jomo Kellman host interactive open mic; 241 E. 24th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Sts.), 212-388-7947; Sun. at 7, $10 & 2 drink min.

DIRTY STUFF

Jonny McGovern's solo multi-character show feat. a gay pimp, closeted nerd, damaged blaxploitation star & trashiest trailer maven ever to do "E" w/a disco full of boys; Westbeth Theater Center, 151 Bank St. (betw. Washington & West Sts.), 212-741-0391; Fri. at 10, $10

MISS CLEO LIEBERMAN

Mysteriousness abounds in what promises to be a truly disturbing "spoof on Cabaret Divahood"; Triad, 158 W. 72 St. (betw. Columbus Ave. & B'way), 917-224-1226; 7, $8 & 2 drink min.

SISTA SCROOGE

Ah-Keisha McCants' musical parody of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol feat. singer Cantrese Alloway as Eloisa Scrooge; New York Comedy Club, 241 E. 24th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Aves.), 212-696-5233; Sun. at 3, $10 & 2 drink min. [through 12/24].

STOMP

British percussion performance troupe; Orpheum Theater, 126 2nd Ave. (betw. 7th & 8th Sts.), 212-477-2477; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 7 & 10:30, Sun. at 7, mat. Sun. at 3, $24.50-$49.50.

WARRIOR SISTERS

Fred Ho's fantasy action opera revolves around anachronistically-related African & Asian "sheroines"; The Kitchen, 512 W. 19th St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 212-255-5793; Weds-Sat. at 8, $20.