I am a 55-year-old male who enjoys performing analingus on ...
I would volunteer to perform this service, except I draw the line at eating shit. I do, however, enjoy the taste and smell of a slightly dirty asshole. To me, the matter is similar to eating stinky cheese. Limburger, which is pasteurized, is flat and boring. Eating Parmigiano Reggiano, Comte or a similar, non-pasteurized stinky cheese is exciting. For me, a dream date would be: a stinky cheese, a jug of wine and thou.
?Bob
Wow, Bob. You sure do know how to turn a gal's head. Prior to receiving your little missive, I was living under the delusion that I was ungross-outable. I see now the folly of my ways. Noting that I had fretted about my personal anal hygiene when a date decided (unannounced!) to slide his tongue up my backdoor is a far cry from wanting to locate someone who would enjoy scouring my poo-encrusted rectum with his mouth. In fact, I pride myself on being a careful wiper, so having a dooky-rimmed butthole for more than a second would probably send me over the edge. The idea of a gentleman acting as my piece of human toilet tissue does not even remotely turn me on. In fact, thanks to the picture you put in my head, I may never have sex again.
But good for you, Bob. Good for you that you draw the line at eating shit. Boundaries are important.
I am a bi-curious female who is looking for someplace where I can meet others just like me. I just came out to my boyfriend of two years, and he totally supports me. The only problem is that I am a full-figured girl, and I don't feel like other women would want me because of that. I am a big girl, although I have nice curves. I am just looking to meet or talk with others who are like me. I am confused and anxious to experience this side of me. Please help me.
?Diva
I have to tell you, I tend to think this whole "bi-curious" nonsense is a crock. What does it mean, really? You find girlies attractive? Yeah, so what? You seriously want to git with one? Then what's the big deal? Do it. You live in New York fucking City. Wanting to lick a lady is hardly a newsworthy event here. (However, if you wanted to snack on her dung-studded pooper, we might have something to chat about.) To be so angsty and dramatic about it screams of freshman year in college. And no shit your boyfriend's supportive of your newfound sapphic tendencies?why do you think that is? He's hoping for a Sam Sandwich, that's why.
Just like straight women, lesbian and bisexual women come in all sizes. If you found a man willing to fuck your fat ass, there's no reason you shouldn't be able to locate a woman willing to do the same.
That new-fangled internet has myriad resources for meeting and talking to other sexually confused types online. You have your user groups, chat rooms and online dating all there for the clicking. Look around. If you're more interested in getting straight to the meat of the matter, slap on some lipstick and a push-up bra, proceed to Meow Mix (leave your boyfriend at home, no matter how much he begs), have a couple drinks and get your flirt on.
I will leave you with this warning though. Be upfront about your sexual ambivalence with the ladies you meet. Nobody likes a tourist, though some may be willing to do you slow and dirty anyway.
I'm 38, single and haven't had sex in three years. After my last relationship I thought I'd give "it" a rest. Now I have friends wondering about me. I enjoy being single and not having to deal with commitments and such. I am very open about not being sexually active. Now I've found myself attracted to someone at my workplace (finally). Should I pursue this interest? I know you shouldn't shit where you eat, but I want to get back into the dating game. Are workplace romances always that bad? Should I go for it or wait another three years?
?Al
You haven't had sex in three years and you're wondering if you should pursue a coworker? Are you kidding? Even if you'd written in saying you had your eye on a winsome cocker spaniel I'd say go for it. As far as shitting where you eat goes?well, I guess that's kind of the theme for the day.