Evil Devil Children

Evil Devil Children

The Post got all lathered up last week over reports that kindergarteners were getting in fights with one another. It seems a "horrified" mother named Sandra Windsor has been trying to get her daughter transferred out of her Crown Heights school ever since the five-year-old girl was punched by a five-year-old boy in early March. (It wasn't the first time such a thing has happened. In one earlier fight, the girl even ended up with a bloody nose!)

The Post concluded this macabre and shocking tale of horror with the following paragraph:

"Parents said they've witnessed 5- and 6-year-old boys sneaking into the girls' bathroom and crawling under the stalls?an activity they described as chilling and bizarre and more akin to adolescent behavior."

Um, no. That strikes us as typical five- and six-year-old behavior. As a friend of ours pointed out, "adolescent behavior" would mean dragging girls into the stalls and raping them.

Nevertheless, we would like to take this moment to blame this sudden and unprecedented increase in kindergarten violence on television, video games, rap music, Janet Jackson's boob and movies that show people smoking.

Thank you. Now keep your little monsters away from our little monsters.