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59 W. 44th St. (between 5th & 6th Aves.), 840-6800. TUES: "I Wish You Love" stars Barbara Brussel, 9 & 11:30, $50 & $15 min. [though 6/3].

ARCI'S PLACE

450 Park Ave. S. (betw. 30th & 31st Sts.), 532-4370. Sun-Thurs. at 8, Fri. & Sat 8:30 & 11, $25 & $15 min. WEDS-SAT: Eileen Fulton (Lisa on As the World Turns). SUN: Lisa Asher. MON: Steven Lutvak.

THE CARNEGIE CLUB

156 W. 56th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 957-9676. FRI & SAT: Cary Hoffman sings Sinatra classics from the 50s, 9:30 & 11, $20 & $15 min.

DON'T TELL MAMA

343 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 757-0788. or donttellmama.com FRI: Life, Love, Lust, 9, $12 & 2 drink min.; Let Me Say This about That, 11, $10 & 2 drink min. SAT: Simply Babara 2000, 11, $17 & 2 drink min.; Poole Party, 9, $10 & 2 drink min.; "Judy Sings Broadway," 8, $15 & 2 drink min.

THE DUPLEX

61 Christopher St. (7th Ave), 255-5438. THURS: Butch It Up, 10, $12 & 2 drink min.; Ben Howes in "A Chorus Boy's Revenge," 8, $15 & 2 drink min. SAT: Bed, Boys & Beyond, 8, $15 & 2 drink min. [through 6/24].

FEZ

Time Cafe, 380 Lafayette St. (Great Jones), 533-2680. SUN: Lady Bunny in "A Taste of Bunny, 10, $12.

the firebird cafe

365 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 586-0244. WEDS: Marcus Kettles, 11 $20 & $15 min.; Steve Ross, 9, $30 & $15 min. THURS: Steve Ross, 9, $30 & $15 min.; Jane Johnson, $30 & $15. FRI & SAT: Steve Ross, 9 & 11, $30 & $15 min. MON & TUES: Yanna Avis, 9, $25 & $15 min.

JUDY'S CHELSEA

169 8th Ave. (betw. 19th & 20th Sts.), 929-5410. WEDS: Go Mahan in "Astonished Heart," 11. THURS: Elizabeth Hodes in "A Little Something," 8:30. FRI: Go Mahan in "Astonished Heart," 11. SAT: Anthony Santanio in "Solo," 8:30. SUN: Susan Baum in "We Got Us," 8:30," 8:30. MON: "Leer Mondays" with the Lounge O Leers, 10. TUES: Renee Smith in "My Life's a Train Wreck," 8:30.

SAM'S

263 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Aves.), 719-5416. All shows free. WEDS-SAT: "Dream Street Cabaret" stars Ken Lundie & Dale Badway with piano accompaniment, 10:30 & 12:15 a.m.

THEATER EAST

211 E. 60th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Aves.), 838-9090. 2 drink min. THURS: "Say It with Music" with the Simones, 8:30, $18. SAT: "Scandal on 60th St." variety show brings together vaudeville & burlesque themes of NYC during the 40s & 50s, 11:30, $10 & 2 drink min.

THE TRIAD

158 W. 72nd St. (B'way & Amsterdam), 330-9349. FRI: Va Va Voom Room, a kaleidoscope of burlesque & vaudeville, stirs off B'way; 12, $10.

WEST BANK CAFE

407 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 695-6909. THURS-SAT: Bruce Vilanch: Almost Famous, 8:30, $35 [through 6/10]. FRI: Bedtime Sketch Comedy in "Gin and Comic," 11:30, $10. SUN: Hotel California, 7:30, $10.