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450 Park Ave. S. (betw. 30th & 31st Sts.), 532-4370. Sun-Thurs. at 8, Fri. & Sat 8:30 & 11, $25 & $15 min. WEDS-SAT: Eileen Fulton (Lisa on As the World Turns). SUN: Lisa Asher. [through 5/21] MON: Steven Lutvak [through 5/22] TUES: Kaye Ballard in "Another Final Appearance."

THE CARNEGIE CLUB

156 W. 56th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 957-9676. FRI & SAT: Cary Hoffman sings Sinatra classics from the 50s, 9:30 & 11, $20 & $15 min.

THE DUPLEX

61 Christopher St. (7th Ave), 255-5438. THURS: Butch It Up, 10, $12 & 2 drink min. [through 5/18]; Ben Howes in "A Chorus Boy's Revenge," 8, $15 & 2 drink min. SAT: Bed, Boys & Beyond, 8, $15 & 2 drink min. [through 6/24].

DON'T TELL MAMA

343 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 757-0788 or donttellmama.com WEDS: Funny...Sheesh Alt. Comedy Fest., 7, $6 & 2 drink min. FRI: Paul J. Williams, 9, $10 & 2 drink min. SAT: Simply Babara 2000, 11, $17 & 2 drink min.; Poole Party, 9, $10 & 2 drink min.; Judy Sings Broadway," 8, $15 & 2 drink min. TUES: Life, Love & Lust" with Bernard Granville, 7, $12 & 2 drink min.

FEZ

Time Cafe, 380 Lafayette St. (Great Jones), 533-2680. FRI-SUN: Kiki & Herb in "Playing for Time," 7:30, $12-$15. TUES: New York Press fledgling Jonathan Ames hosts & reads during variety show feat. Ava Gerber, Ron Baron, Babette Martino, Maggie Estep, Hunter Reynolds for Yaddo's 75th Anniversary Celebration, 8, $10.

JUDY'S CHELSEA

169 8th Ave. (betw. 19th & 20th Sts.), 929-5410. WEDS: Tennie Leonard in "From Where I Stand," 8:30. THURS: Elizabeth Hodes in "A Little Something," 8:30. FRI: Go Mahan in "Astonished Heart," 11. SAT: Tony Santelmo in "Between Goodbyes", 8:30. SUN: Leo MacKenzie in "Lost & Found," 8:30. MON: "Leer Mondays" with the Lounge O Leers, 10; John Angrisani in "Life as Kramer," 8:30. TUES: Renee Smith in "My Life's a Train Wreck," 8:30.

SAM'S

263 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Aves.), 719-5416. All shows free. WEDS-SAT: "Dream Street Cabaret" stars Ken Lundie & Dale Badway with piano accompaniment, 10:30 & 12:15 a.m.

THEATER EAST

211 E. 60th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Aves.), 838-9090. 2 drink min. THURS: "Say It with Music," with the Simones, 8:30, $18. SAT: "Scandal on 60th St." variety show brings together vaudeville & burlesque themes of NYC during the 40s & 50s, 11:30, $10 & 2 drink min.

THE TRIAD

158 W. 72nd St. (B'way & Amsterdam), 330-9349. FRI: Va Va Voom Room, a kaleidoscope of burlesque & vaudeville, stirs off B'way; 12, $10.

WEST BANK CAFE

407 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 695-6909. SAT: "Jamie DeRoy & Friends," benefits the Nick Springer Trust Fund & The Humane Society, 8:30, $20 & 1 drink min. [through 5/6].